We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
'Star Drunk,' a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm)
Written drunk. Acted drunk.
THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY
Let’s play a game called “try and regulate your sleep schedule a week before school starts”
When I stopped at a crosswalk today this guy pulled up next to me, rolled his window down, and stuck his head out, and at first I was like ‘Oh no street harassment here it comes.’ but then the guy was like “DUDE! LOOK AT THAT HUGE RAINBOW BEHIND YOU.”
The only appropriate thing for a dude to shout at me out a car window.
THIS IS WHY I’M NEVER TRYING TO TORRENT MUSIC EVER AGAIN OH MY GOD
let’s bring this back
IT JUST MAKES ME REALLY ANGRY BECAUSE I AM SO ATTRACTED TO THESE FUCKING KOREANS AND I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT EVEN IF I COULD
japan: why the fuck not
There are so many things I love about this picture aside from his pissed off daughter front and center. There’s also his REALLY spaced out/terrified son, his angsty teenage daughter, his constipated wife, and the fact that this really exists.
Omg. The doll’s dress matches her dress.
The now even more dapper and slightly arrogant Burrowing Owl.
YOU DAPPER FUCK